all i want is to live an average life, get average grades,go to an average college, meet an average girl who isnt too pretty nor too ugly, get an average job with an average pay, have two kids- a girl and a boy- then retire when my daughter gets married and when my son has his own job, and then i would like to live the rest of my life playing chest, watching tv, and sleeping
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
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